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    A woman went to a pet shop & immediately
    spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

    There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

    "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

    The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should
    tell you first that this bird used to live in a house
    of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty
    vulgar stuff."

    The woman thought about this, but decided
    she had to have the bird anyway.

    She took it home and hung the bird's cage up
    in her living room and waited for it to say something.

    The bird looked around the room, then at her, and
    said "New house, new madam."

    The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
    but then thought "that's really not so bad."

    When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the
    bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

    The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
    began to laugh about the situation considering how and
    where the parrot had been raised.

    Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home
    from work.

    The bird looked at him and said,



    "Hi, Keith!"

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    Default Re: The Bird

    ummm thats more of a thinker... not really funny

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    Default Re: The Bird

    not that funny but it's pretty funny

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    umm dumb

    "No need to be fedI pumped dis n.igga full of led...Laid this n.igga on the bed...Only thing drippin blood is his head."

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