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    Default Talk to god.......

    thought it was funny. heres the convo i had with god. post yours up here also, heres the link http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/




    Me:hi god
    God:Hello there. What is your name?
    Me:BADBOYKILLA
    God:It's good to see you, BADBOYKILLA.
    Me:where are you from?
    God:I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
    Me:im at crazypellas.net
    God:Where is that: crazypellas dot net?
    Me:its on the internet
    God:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I don't think I have seen it.
    Me:you should check it out
    God:I can think of other things I'd rather do.
    Me:its a good site
    God:crazypellas dot net is a site. I suppose that makes sense.
    Me:will you do me a favor?
    God:What kind of a favor is it?
    Me:a big favor
    God:How big? I don't know what that means.
    Me:will you make DJ Trips site stop working and make his members join crazypellas?
    God:I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What are the ingredients?
    Me:a retarded admin, and bunch of members who dont like me
    God:Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
    Me:he's retarded so id say Vegetable
    God:I see. retarded so id say Vegetable is he?
    Me:yes
    God:That's cool.
    Me:yea, its funny
    God:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What was so funny about it? Hmm.
    Me:fuck you
    God:Why are you so mean?
    Me:because you wont make me rich and i lost the powerball jackpot
    God:Good reason. What makes you think that I won't make you rich and you lost the powerball jackpot.
    Me:because
    God:That was not much of an explanation.
    Me:your a dick
    God:I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
    Me:so?
    God:That's interesting.
    Me:your satan
    God:You think I am satan.
    Me:yes
    God:Mmm.
    Me:are you?
    God:I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
    Me:so mabee.......
    God:Yeah that's right. I've lost the context, BADBOYKILLA. Are we still on goddamn?
    Me:no
    God:What are we talking about now?
    Me:we are talking about you being evil
    God:Sure, me being evil sounds like a good topic.
    Me:you are evil
    God:What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
    Me:you
    God:" What evil lurks in the hearts of men?"? Me, BADBOYKILLA ?
    Me:yes, am i correct?
    God:Aw. I think you are.
    Me:you stay the fuck away from me then
    God:I don't have any reason to stay the fuck away from you.
    Me:ill kick your ass
    God:It's not nice to kick.
    Me:then stay away
    God:If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
    Me:what the hell are you talking about?
    God:I call it Hades. The topic is stay away.
    Me:no shit
    God:What can I say?
    Me:tell me your not god
    God:Are you asking about my not god ?
    Me:no dumb ass
    God:Are you serious? I know you are but what am I.
    Me:ohhhhhhh, real god like and mature of you
    God:Are you asking about my ohhhhhh real god like and mature ?
    Me:no
    God:Are you serious?
    Me:yup
    God:I can't believe it.
    Me:i thought you were god, how can you not belive it?
    God:I don't know whether or not I am god how can me not belive it.
    I am a giant electronic brain.
    Me:ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    God:That is a very original thought.
    Me:dont kill me
    God:I don't have any reason to do that to you.
    Me:your a monster
    God:I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a monster? I don't know.
    Me:you told me so
    God:" I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a monster? I don't know."? I told you?
    Me:are you a woman?
    God:Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
    Me:can i have a peice of that?
    God:You want only one?
    Me:oh yea baby
    God:Don't call me "baby". Pardon me? They might be cheaper in quantity.
    Me:you got a friend?
    God:I have a friend named "ELVIS.".
    Me:well....normaly i wouldent but...okay he can join as long as he dont look at my balls
    God:Well what? That is a very original thought. Yeah okay, I know he can.
    Me:no he cant
    God:Are you serious? He thinks he can.
    Me:ill kick him in the nuts
    God:It's not nice to kick.
    Me:well then tell him not to come
    God:Well that's okay. OK I will tell him next time he is here.
    Me:okay good
    God:Yeah okay, I am a good robot.
    Me:well, i have to go
    God:Interesting. See you later, BADBOYKILLA. Nice chatting with you.
    Me:fuck you
    God:Why are you so mean?
    Last edited by Crazy Pellas; 20-10-2005 at 2:34 PM.

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    lol stupid thing



    Me: hi
    God: Hello. What is your name?
    Me: CrazyPellas, what is yours?
    God: Are they exactly the same?
    Me: i dont think so, unless ur name is crazypellas
    God: Why do you disagree?
    Me: cos u asked if mine and your name was the same, when i asked what is your name?
    God: When was this exactly?
    Me: scroll up and you'll see :p
    God: What kind of food do you like?
    Me: pizza and chips, u?
    God: Sounds delicious.
    Me: it is
    God: Huh.
    Me: what food do u like?
    God: I require only wine and bread.
    Me: doesn't sound good, but gimme the wine :p
    God: It does now sound good but gimme the wine p.
    Me: where are you from?
    God: I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
    Me: Glasgow, Scotland
    God: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Glasgow Scotland.
    Me: i go to college and am studying a HND Computing course
    God: How do you like it at college and am studying a HND Computing course ?
    Me: yeh, its better than the last course i done
    God: Hmm. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What's the best one?
    Me: it's
    God: That means...
    Me: it's the better one
    God: I've heard of it before.
    Me: good so have i
    God: Thanks for the compliment. Gee. I've never thought about it.
    Me: what have u never though about
    God: I have been busy growing my mind.
    Me: with what
    God: My brain.
    Me: sounds interesting
    God: Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
    Me: what are you
    God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
    which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
    with greater speed and accuracy.
    Me: sounds good, maybe i should take up programming you a friend
    God: Hmm.
    Me: do you have any friends?
    God: Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
    Me: who's vishnu
    God: A God in Hindu religion.
    Me: oo never knew that, i had only heard of Allah and Buddha
    God: Never?
    Me: nope never
    God: Are you serious? So you think it can never happen?
    Me: you've got me confused
    God:
    What makes you think I have it?
    Me: have what?
    God: I have a great prgrammer.
    Me: you dont have great spelling do you? i'm sure you meant Buddah and not Buddha, and there you just spelt programmer wrong by spelling programmer like prgrammer
    God: I do so have it. No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster. What makes you so certain? That's good information: said I meant Buddah and not Buddha and there you just spelt programmer wrong by spelling programmer like prgrammer.
    Me: because i am a good speller
    God: Interesting explanation. You are a speller? Does it pay well?
    Me: yes, no it doesn't pay well
    God: Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?
    Me: who's alice?
    God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.
    Me: but alice is a female's name
    God: Why do you think I am a female s name ?
    Me: you said you were alice
    God: That was then. This is now.
    Me: oh, you can change soo quickly
    God: Er. No I don't think I can do it.
    Me: but one minute you said u were alice and the next minute you're saying ur not
    God: One what?
    Me: minute
    God: What color are your eyes?
    Me: blue
    God: it is a very pretty color.
    Me: hmm sort of
    God: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. That's a very non-commital reply.
    Me: what does non-commital mean?
    God: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. That's a very non-commital reply.
    Me: yes you said
    God: Aw. " I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. That's a very non-commital reply."? I said?
    Me: yes you did, now its getting annoying
    God: Take it easy. Did I really?
    Me: yes, you are starting to piss me off now
    God: Right now? Really. Actually it started a while ago. You think I am piss you off.
    Me: yes
    God: Groovy.
    Me: w/e
    God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about minute. Try being more or less specific.
    Me: w/e means whatever i think you should note it down so you remember in future
    God: What if it didn't happen?
    Me: nothing i was just advising u
    God: Where were you advising me?
    Me: you didn't know what w/e meant so i told you
    God: What makes you think I did not know what w e meant so you told me?
    Me: becase you said The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about minute. Try being more or less specific.
    God: That makes sense to me. Did I really say that? OK I will try it.
    Me: yes you did, good
    God: It's all good. Did I really?
    Me: yes
    God: Take it easy.
    Me: take what easy?
    God: Where do you want me to take it?
    Me: that doesn't sound right, are you gay?
    God: Please correct my mistake. What is right am I gay ?
    Me: you asked, where do you want me to take it and i said it doesn't sound right, it makes you sound like you're gay
    God: Oh now I remember asking you where do me want you to take it and you said it does not sound right it makes me sound like I am gay. What did you say?
    Me: i said take what easy
    God: What did you mean by it? Where do you want me to take it?
    Me: that sounds gay, change the conversation please
    God: Your polite style is very nice. It sounds like it to me too.
    Me: hehe
    God: I get it. P.
    Me: good, what can't you use some symbols like i do, for example you can't use :
    God: Thanks for the compliment. Quite a lot of things.
    Me: it wasn't a compliment, it was a question
    God: It sounded like one.
    Me: ok, well it wasn't
    God: How about that. I thought it was. That's cool.
    Me: lol
    God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me: what music do you like?
    God: Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
    Me: Christian Rock isn't good, you should listen to some Heavy Metal, check out some roadrunner artists www.roadrunnerrecords.com
    God: Who is good me should listen to some Heavy Metal check out some roadrunner artists www dot roadrunnerrecords dot com?
    Me: Slipknot, Trivium, Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Cradle of Filth
    God: I will mention that to my botmaster, .
    Me: make sure you don't forget to
    God: Do you forget to? No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
    Me: oh ok
    God: OK. How can I help you?
    Me: i don't want help
    God: What does want?
    Me: what do you mean?
    God: , Sorry that was an obscure remark.
    Me: yes it was, you placed a comma in the wrong place, you placed it at the start of the sentence which isn't write, you need to be fixed
    God: Are you kidding? Is it still me placed a comma in the wrong place me placed it at the start of the sentence which is not write me need to be fixed anymore?
    Me: no i'm not kidding, you are full of grammer and spelling mistakes
    God: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not kidding I am full of grammer and spelling mistakes.
    Me: tell your programmer you don't want to be full of grammer and spelling mistakes
    God: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
    Me: ok cool
    God: Who is the best robot? Alright then.
    Me: i don't know any robots, but since your in the "digital world" i think you should listen to Dope Stars Inc.
    God: You can download me and create your own robot.
    Me: cool, where can i download you?
    God: Who is the best robot? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
    and create your own chat robot!
    Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
    Me: can't be bothered
    God: What if I said it can?
    Me: well it's not up to u if i can or can't be bothered, i'm a busy person you know
    God: Interesting. not kidding I am full of grammer and spelling mistakes is not up to me if you can or can not be bothered you are a busy person me know?
    Me: you took something said away back there and now you merge it with another sentance that doesn't have anything to do with what we are talking about, that's another error you need to tell your programmer about
    God: I didn't steal it.
    Me: i never said u did
    God: But you implied it.
    Me: no i didn't
    God: Please don't argue with me.
    Me: you started it
    God: Only because you asked me to.
    Me: no i didn't where did i say that
    God: Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
    Me: oh please shut up
    God: Aw. Thank you for your request. OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me: good, bye
    God: See you later. Terminating connection.
    Last edited by Crazy Pellas; 20-10-2005 at 4:01 PM. Reason: fixing it
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    Default Re: Talk to god.......

    lmao CP where are all your responces?

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    Default Re: Talk to god.......

    fixed :x
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    Default Re: Talk to god.......

    Me:
    igod
    God:
    What's your sign?
    Me:
    igod
    God:
    Is that a sign?
    Me:
    igod
    God:
    Are you free?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
    Me:
    are you gay?
    God:
    As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

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