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    How Sex Starts

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    ONE OF MY MY SPACE FRIENDS POSTED THIS....



    how sex starts

    smile leads to a laugh


    ...a laugh leads to a high 5


    ...a high 5 leads to a hug


    ...a hug leads to a kiss


    ...a kiss leads 2 makeout


    ...a makeout leads 2 finger


    ...a finger leads to a hand


    ...a hand leads to a lick


    ...a lick leads to a suck



    ...a suck leads 2 a fuck.


    So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math.


    ...u add the bed




    ...subtract the clothes


    ...divide the legs


    ...leave your solution



    ...and pray you dont multiply!



    post this right after u read it,




    something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.




    Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!




    Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.






    If you post this in 15 mins, your safe.






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    ...u add the bed




    ...subtract the clothes


    ...divide the legs


    ...leave your solution



    ...and pray you dont multiply!

    ahahahah


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    Default Re: How sex starts

    The high 5 part always screws me up, i tend to forget that part and it throws off the rest of it.

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    Default Re: How sex starts

    ^^^haha

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    Originally Posted By CESARE BORGIA:
    The high 5 part always screws me up, i tend to forget that part and it throws off the rest of it.
    Ok, I don't get it. Is the "high 5" part a subliminal for something else? Or does it screw you up just because it's stupid?

    But overall, the shit was funny.:D

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    You dont know about the high 5?! oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    :d:d

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    ummm.....no. :D

    Ok, am I an idiot for not knowing this or yall are just fucking with me?

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    Ill explain it to you ok, what you do is put your hand above your head, spread your fingers (optional), and slap hands with somebody else with your palms outwards, then there you have it, the all important "High 5"

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    haha yeah it's a important step ;):D

    if u mis the hand ==> you suck :D

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    HAHAHA!

    Unfortunately I can't find a "Fuck You!" smiley. So, this will have to do.


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    The more you know...........

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    ^ lol dude, chicks die for the ^5, without the ^5, bitches aint gonna give up the pussy lol


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