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    Default 30 Advantages Of Being A Woman!

    1. We got off the titanic first

    2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,and are nice to us when we blow up our computers

    3. Our boyfriend's clothes makes us look gorgeous.Guys look lik complete idiots in ours

    4. We can be groupies.Male groupies are stalkers

    5. We can cry and get off speeding fines

    6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure of a computer game

    7. Taxis stop for us

    8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance

    9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

    10.Free drinks,free dinners free movies, (you get the point)

    11.We can hug our friends without wondering if We're gay

    12.New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life

    13.We can hug our friends wthout without wondering if she thinks we're gay

    14.It's posible to live our whole life without ever taking a group shower

    15.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves

    16.If we forget to shave,no one has to know

    17.We can congratulate our team mate without ever touching her butt

    18.if we have a zit,we know how to conceal it

    19.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there

    20.If we're dumb,some people will still find it cute

    21.We don't have to memorize caddyshack or fletch to fit in

    22.We have the ability to dress ourselves

    23.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked

    24.If we marry someone 20 years younger,were aware that we look lik an idiot

    25.Our friends wont think were weird if we ask whether there is spinach in our teeth

    26.There are times really when chocolate can solve all our problems

    27.We'll never regret piercing our ears

    28.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes

    29.We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

    30.We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get outof being lost is asking for directions

    (i didn't write this)
    if u know a "advantages of being a man" post them here.

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    Default Re: 30 Advantages Of Being A Woman!

    we dont get pregnant or have periods
    better salary


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    Default Re: 30 Advantages Of Being A Woman!

    Quote Originally Posted by innaspace
    we dont get pregnant or have periods
    better salary
    indeed
    another one
    - if we sleep with 5 diffrent girls in 1 week noone will call us a slut. :D
    - we don't need make up!

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