Worst Email Scam Ever...

Hello,

I am contacting you based on the fact that I will want to go into business transaction that worts 30 million USD with you. I know you will be very suporise to have received thie email from a stranger, but I am assuring you that you have nothing to worry about.


I am an American and work with CIA of which I was able to use my position to make out some money which I seak your assistance to move out of the country. Treat this transaction with urgency and do not see it as one of those Internet emails that normally come from Africa.


Upon hearing from you, I will update you fully.



Thanks,
Alvin Holman

I always get shit like this, never reply but i do read sometimes for a joke. But this guy can't even spell. And he works for the CIA? Fucking dickhead.

Wow he really cant spell worts, suporise, thie, seak. Hes a American and talks like hes a foreigner somewhere lol. Trust me I know a few dumb asses that fall for shit like that, well actually just start telling everyone like they know its real, then get their reality check later on. The ppl who fall for it never really stop and think like why would someone want to give me 30 million for no reason? Whens the last time you heard of anything like that?

Wow.
I thought I have seen some bad ones, but that takes the crown.
Hey, I'll give u $30,000,000.
Ok.

rofl, did this guy honestly think it wold work?

you should have called this thread "Worts Email Sacm Evre..."

I got one like that not to long ago, except they wanted my bank account number and routing number, nd wanted me to pay "The Taxes" to transfer me millions from a ethiopian kings account.

I played along.....

I would be like.

Dear King Shabazz Amil Katrar

I have payed the taxes, and through in a extra 1,000 to expedite things,

patiently waiting for money.....\


one week later



Dear your highness

wow I got the money, thanks for this awesome deal

your friend


2 weeks later


Dear your highness

I have decided to come visit you and kill you for all your money

HIde bitch


stopped getting e-mails from that guy hahahaha

LOL Hell yeah homie i do the same thing!!

The scammer will tell me i have like 8543983 million dollars sitting in this Ethiopian Account in some Bank there and he's like "Please get in contact with me to get you you're money". So shit i play along. I'll email him my name and false address and stuff and go "P.S., if you need my social security # or my bank information to speed things up, please let me know and i will get that for you" and seriously 2 seconds after i send the email they email back "yes that would be very helpful so we can do the transfer right away and make you happier". So shit ill give them fake numbers and they'll email me back and say something is wrong, and i'll email them back and say "eat a dick scammer bitch!!!"

lol, I thought it was another one when I saw the thread title...

there is a scam where they say someone wants them to kill you and to find out who wants you dead pay them $xx,xxx

Check out this website. It is dedicated to scamming the scammers. It's hilarious to see the lengths these guys will go to try to scam you.

Welcome to the 419 Eater

yeah, I've been on that site b4.. there's another site as well, can't mind the name of it... there's also one for the dating scams .. eastern european girls email you and ask you to pay their flight fair for them to come over and stay with u lol...

Hello!
My name is Margarita! I am 29 years old.
Now I have an opportunity to write to you I am
an interesting, beautiful, kind and single young lady. I want to find
my love, my half and want to marry him. I am looking for a man who
will fall in love with me and I will fall in love with him. I have
never been married but I dream about it. I am fond of children and I
dream about a happy family with the beloved man. I am interested in
music, cooking, reading, traveling and others. I know English very
good and can easily speak it because I work as a teacher of English at
school. If you are interested in me please write me on my e-mail
margotaaf@gmail.com Please write me and I will send you my photos.
I wait for your letter very much.
Margarita.


About the 50th email from this shit.

^ lol

Never get those, guess even the scammers know that PDP aint giving no bitch, no god damn money man hahahaha

haha

lol.....can't believe people fal for this shit

LOL!

I play along with them when Im bored...

This 1 guy actually sent me a check LMAO!

for like 5 stakks..lol

I never cashed it....he was getting angry cuz i gave him a fake phone number,,,,

I sent him a email back, and told him 10 tips on ways he cud improve on his scamming LOL!

Wooww, someone working 4 da CIA spellign shit like that