Whats the craziest/funniest thing to happen in your life?

Like the title says, whats the craziest/funniest thing that has ever happened to you in your life.

When i was 3 i got my head stuck in a coffee table and had to have the fire department get me out lol.

1. I was born with a cleft sternum(My chest was wide open)
2.Robbed at gunpoint and jumped by 5 dudes for a pizza and $15.
3.Hacked the Orange county Schools Network in 10th grade and sent out a netsend message that said "Fuck You!" to everybody that logged onto the network, then set the trace to a computer a few seats down from me where this asshole sat.
4.Stole a $4,000 projector and 18 copies of Windows XP PRO from my Highschool and sold them on Ebay.(Also took a 80 gig hard drive and a gig of DDR Ram but I kept those)
5.Got a month of In school suspension in second grade because I brought beer to school and the cans busted in my backpack and everybody could smell it.(Long story)

That's all that's coming to mind atm.

6.Drowed and killed my next door neighbors three legged wolf/dog because it attacked me.

lose out on a $15,000+/month (profit) project due to lungs collapsing

not THE craziest but its still funny; when i was like 4, i used a broken mirror as a slide an now i got a nice big scar on my ass :)

I was high and heard da grass yelling and screaming at me to get off of it ina high pitched voice

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I stepped in dogshit in my backyard while trippin' on robitussin. I was barefoot.

anyways the funniest thing in my life to date has to be what happened yesturday, as many of you know i was part of this group called boom bap records for a bit, long story short we went separate ways and everything, so cool, 8 or 9 months later though i find out former member k flight (yea i know i wont speak on the name) had conducted a interview by himself, like he was asking and answering the questions, about the former situation with the crew, turns out it's 15 minutes of him talking shit and lying through his teeth. SO what i did was download it put lonely by akon behind it and upload it to my myspace.

you can listen to it here

MySpace.com - Hof - Toronto, CA - Hip Hop - www.myspace.com/hofyallknowtherest

or

you can go to the source

MySpace.com - K.Flight - Scartown,Toronto, CA - Hip Hop / Rap / Lyrical - www.myspace.com/iamflight

LMFAO thats so fail when he goes featured artist of the month k flight lets give him a round of applause cause then you can hear one clap and hella tell thats himself clapping

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Originally Posted by Hof anyways the funniest thing in my life to date has to be what happened yesturday, as many of you know i was part of this group called boom bap records for a bit, long story short we went separate ways and everything, so cool, 8 or 9 months later though i find out former member k flight (yea i know i wont speak on the name) had conducted a interview by himself, like he was asking and answering the questions, about the former situation with the crew, turns out it's 15 minutes of him talking shit and lying through his teeth. SO what i did was download it put lonely by akon behind it and upload it to my myspace. you can listen to it here MySpace.com - Hof - Toronto, CA - Hip Hop - www.myspace.com/hofyallknowtherest or you can go to the source MySpace.com - K.Flight - Scartown,Toronto, CA - Hip Hop / Rap / Lyrical - www.myspace.com/iamflight

lol that "interview" was pathetic

i agree never the less funny

great observation genius, i worry for the youth of today

on another note

Daniel hoffman lets have a chat