stages of being drunk

BBC - Lincolnshire Student Life - The five stages of drunkenness

i dont need to click no link to tell u my stanges

i start off sippin and that shit burnin like hell

by tha third fourth show i gets to feelin it and start wanting to drink more of whateva and smoke more piff lol

then by like tha 7th shot second beer im tipsy...finish tha beer take a shot smoke a blunt im drunk now

everytime i get drunk sitting down when i stand up da room starts spinning and i only throw up if i eat chinnese food or some shit goes down wrong

I dont throw up, Its a sin... I drink untill I cant remember my own name, and pick 2 random bitches and hit up a 3 sum

now thats a stage

stage 9 - thirsty mode -your so drunk you find a random chick and do that thing

Stage 1 - To Start, Double Shots (Fealing Good)
Stage 2 - Crack A Beer And Drink If Quickly (Fealing Good Still)
Stage 3 - Shots With Beer 2 Chase While Chain Smoking (Fealing Buzzed)
Stage 4 - Not Knowing When 2 Stop (On my Way To Drunk)
Stage 5 - Buming Smokes Cause I Smoked All Of Mine (Drunk)
Stage 6 - Contact High And Pretty Drunk (Still Drunk)
Stage 7 - Beer Run
Stage 8 - Food
Stage 9 - Sleep
Stage 10 - Wake Up And Do It Again (some of the time)

stage 6.... just past that invisible stage, where you cant even move

^^thats a good stage^^

stage 20 - get sober and do it all again

lmao thats whats up i'll drink to da pdp

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Originally Posted by Young Ef lmao thats whats up i'll drink to da pdp

hells yeah son

Wasnt sure if i should start a new thread on this or not.... what is your drink of choice?

mine..

-three olives vodka (cherry)
-soko lime
-vodka red bull

Budweiser

for beer.... bud lite for me.... gotta keep in shape, call me wut u will...

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Originally Posted by JPimpitone Wasnt sure if i should start a new thread on this or not.... what is your drink of choice? mine.. -three olives vodka (cherry) -soko lime -vodka red bull

I posted a thread a while back, asking what people drink: What d'you drink? (alcohol)

just bump that back up ;)

Bumped it back up.

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Originally Posted by JPimpitone what is your drink of choice? mine.. -three olives vodka (cherry) -soko lime -vodka red bull

I'm really not a drinker....I'm a smoker. but on the rare occaisons I do drink, I drink blue motherfuckers