Peep this shit...

i just got IMed by this asshole in a chat room who knows if its real prolly not but anyway..

devils_own_dishank: hey i am 50 cents
ht_teardrop_productions: homie u aint no 50 cents
devils_own_dishank: yes trust me
ht_teardrop_productions: proof?
devils_own_dishank: ok can i trust u
ht_teardrop_productions: if u him sho nuff
devils_own_dishank: i need help
ht_teardrop_productions: wit what?
devils_own_dishank: ok i am in my miami res
devils_own_dishank: and few gangsta r after me my life
devils_own_dishank: now
ht_teardrop_productions: lol
ht_teardrop_productions: u bein serious?
devils_own_dishank: and i am shot
devils_own_dishank: yeah trust me
devils_own_dishank: i swear to god
devils_own_dishank: i am hit
ht_teardrop_productions: why aintchu at the hospital? whatchu doin on a chat board?
dishank bose: be cuz they killed my body gard
dishank bose: and my friend young buck
dishank bose: is dead
ht_teardrop_productions: u kiddin me
dishank bose: and i am hiding
dishank bose: no i am serious i need help
ht_teardrop_productions: whatchu want me to do im in va
dishank bose: can u call the cop plz
ht_teardrop_productions: lmao
dishank bose: i am in trouble
ht_teardrop_productions: mayne u gonna get me in trouble... whats your exact address?
ht_teardrop_productions: i swear i aint givin it out
ht_teardrop_productions: u got my word homie
dishank bose: ok it west down town maimi
ht_teardrop_productions: on my offspring
dishank bose: 57 larkspring road
dishank bose: i will give u loads of money if u save me
dishank bose: plz help
ht_teardrop_productions: aight old on
dishank bose: call the cops for me
ht_teardrop_productions: larkspring rd or linkspring road?
dishank bose: its linkspring
ht_teardrop_productions: i been to miami multiple times i aint never heard of no larkspring
ht_teardrop_productions: oh aight
ht_teardrop_productions: hold up imma call em
dishank bose: ok plz
ht_teardrop_productions: aight i called em yo
dishank bose: u did it
dishank bose: what did they say
ht_teardrop_productions: they would contact miami police
dishank bose: ask them 2 make it fast
dishank bose: help me plz i am shot
ht_teardrop_productions: who was it
dishank bose: one of my fellow unit member
ht_teardrop_productions: who?
dishank bose: that bitch is dead now
ht_teardrop_productions: so whos after u
dishank bose: some gangstas r after my
dishank bose: they fired me
dishank bose: and killed my bodygaurds
dishank bose: and my driver
dishank bose: plz make it fast hommie
ht_teardrop_productions: they comin as far as the operator said
dishank bose: i am will die
dishank bose: it
dishank bose: 's paining
dishank bose: like hell
dishank bose: my back
ht_teardrop_productions: paining?
ht_teardrop_productions: they there yet?
dishank bose: yeah they shot me on my back
dishank bose: i think so they r out side
ht_teardrop_productions: where my check? lol
dishank bose: looking for me
ht_teardrop_productions: man if u lyin thats some fucced up shit u know?
dishank bose: no why should i lie
ht_teardrop_productions: proof just died and to mess wit shit like this is just sad and crazy
dishank bose: i am dying
dishank bose: dont worry i will live
ht_teardrop_productions: so that makes ten times now? lol
dishank bose: no 11 it is
dishank bose: 2 bullets r there
ht_teardrop_productions: where em at?
dishank bose: my back and left leg
dishank bose: plz dont make me type it's paining
ht_teardrop_productions: why u aint picc up a phone n call the police?
dishank bose: they hav cut the phone line
ht_teardrop_productions: how u online
dishank bose: on my personel laptop
ht_teardrop_productions: what is dishank bose?
dishank bose: thats my friends secret id
dishank bose: plz how much time they will take
ht_teardrop_productions: they there yet?
dishank bose: no
dishank bose: where did u call
ht_teardrop_productions: i called my city police department and they said they would contact the miami police
dishank bose: plz call again and check their position
dishank bose: tell them it's a emergancy
dishank bose: if u save me i will make u rich
ht_teardrop_productions: aight hold on
dishank bose: i think they r there
dishank bose: help
ht_teardrop_productions: they outside your crib?
dishank bose: yeah
ht_teardrop_productions: you got a gat?
dishank bose: no
ht_teardrop_productions: the miami police aint pickin up
ht_teardrop_productions: what happened to your shit?
dishank bose: what
dishank bose: o shit i have to run now
dishank bose: they r inside
ht_teardrop_productions: run fool
ht_teardrop_productions: hit me bac
dishank bose: who is this
dishank bose: where is 50
ht_teardrop_productions: i dont know shit -----
ht_teardrop_productions: get the fucc outta there
dishank bose: u mother fucker
dishank bose: i will kill him
ht_teardrop_productions: lmao ah yea right
dishank bose: 50 is over now
ht_teardrop_productions: no u over
dishank bose: tell me did he tell u something
ht_teardrop_productions: told me everything u baccstabbing pig
dishank bose: shut the fuck up -----
dishank bose: what did he tell
dishank bose: did he tell my nane
dishank bose: name
ht_teardrop_productions: and if he did?
dishank bose: i will kill u
ht_teardrop_productions: ha yea! right... where i live?
dishank bose: ha ha we got him
ht_teardrop_productions: come get me bitch
dishank bose: now watch 50 die
dishank bose: i am gonna blow his head off
ht_teardrop_productions: yeah im sure -----
dishank bose: now 50 it's over next is u
dishank bose: i am comming for u now
ht_teardrop_productions: 1603 crenshaw court, charlottesville, va 22901 get it homo

"my friend young buck" like 50 would say that
and he has no time to be on the internet
funny how ppl waste their time trying to be someone else
that probably why Pink came out with that song "Stupid Girl"

lol u prolly right TL

hahaha rudeboy hasnt got an interesting life if hes pretending to be 50 cent

and he wouldnt call himself 50 cents.. and im sure he would be able to spell homie

how sad lol

shits crazy aint it... fool told me in the second convo lloyd banks was shottin em up... lmao some people are just really sad, sic individuals for real cuz

lmfao

haha loser "yeah i'm 50 centS , it's true" haha lmao

Hahaha, 50 Cents....

lol.. 'i am will die'

lmao tht is hilarious... i bet its two 12 yr old kids.. chatrooms used to be the shit at tht age