Interactions with the man

***PDP*** · **Interactions with the man -** 16-09-2006, 05:30 PM

So this morning I woke up and decided I wanted to have some sausages and eggs for breakfast, you see. So I drove to the store and got my eggs, and some bread, and continued on my way home. I am about a block away from home and cruising in my car, playing some bob marley "buffalo soldiers", just chilling when I look in my mirror and see the red and blue lights of the law.

I stop my car and do a quick visual scan to make sure that there is no roaches or empty beer cans in the immediate vincinity, once assured I am fine I unroll my window and wait for the cop to get to my window.

"Get Out Of The Car" - he yells obviously pissed at me, I do exactly what he says, which entails getting out of the car putting my hands on the top of the car while motherfucker cuffs me,,,, yeah thats right cuffs me, he then continues to place me in the back of a squad car.

So im sitting in the squad car mad as hell, thinking of all kind of fresh material to use in my raps right, when dude comes back 5 minutes later and opens the door and contines to inform me that they had been chasing a vehicle of my description the other day and the officer thought I was the suspect.

He then uncuffs me and continues to give me a ticket for speeding,,, yes I got a motherfucking ticket for speeding after this crackhead cop stops me and cuffs me without doing a scan of my plate numbers,,,,, I swear man, these cops are getting less intelligent as every day goes by.

So tell me a story of your interactions with the man, I got lots more to share as well.

chrome · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 16-09-2006, 08:10 PM

this once happend to me:
a dude called dave threw a little stone on the grass (serious)
cop's stop and askes MY pass, i'm like wtf, onther friends start laughing , imiditialy i start smiling to (not laughing) and start yelling and shit , and i'm like " r we done here, or r u just here for ur fun, cuz it can be for the money u make on this "job""
haha he was pissed

btw this is a story that happend to a friend of mine:
he got arrested because they thought he had robbed an old lady (he's 16) before even asking the lady to recognize him they placed him in a questioning booth and a lady started yelling and asking "y did u do it?" and he kept saying "i didn't do it" , they where like "stop lying"
after a while he got tired and he said " what's the matter, that time of the month again?"
hahaha

***PDP*** · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 17-09-2006, 12:29 AM

^ lol

The funniest interaction with the man ive seen, is when I was busted for stealing garbage can lids (we were like 12 and buliding a fort lol),,,, and this fat assed cop chased me and my boys like 3 blocks (on foot) and when he caught us, he was radioed that his car had been stolen (no lie)

lol still makes me laugh

**innaspace** · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 17-09-2006, 01:24 AM

HAHAHAHHAH^^^ A FUCKING FORT?! HE GOT HIS SQUAD CAR STOLEN CAUSE YOU LITTLE FUCKERS WERE BUILDING A FORT!!??

oh man my poor stomach

***PDP*** · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 17-09-2006, 01:42 AM

^lol no lie man no lie, this thread is gonna be all truth, but yall gotta share

**JPimpitone** · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 17-09-2006, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by PDP

^ lol

The funniest interaction with the man ive seen, is when I was busted for stealing garbage can lids (we were like 12 and buliding a fort lol),,,, and this fat assed cop chased me and my boys like 3 blocks (on foot) and when he caught us, he was radioed that his car had been stolen (no lie)

lol still makes me laugh

LOL... thats pretty damn funny

**innaspace** · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 17-09-2006, 05:59 AM

aint got nothin funny about po po experiences, so i dont see a point in sharin

***PDP*** · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 17-09-2006, 06:12 AM

^ ayo it doesent have to be funny homey, I believe the title says interactions with the man,,, share now homey, its allright let it out.

**JPimpitone** · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 17-09-2006, 06:26 AM

I got pulled over Drunk off my ass, only goin about 4 blocks to my house. (I know, I shouldnt have been drivin).. She knew i was fucked up and asked me if i was having a hard time keepin the car str8. I said "im not gonna lie to ya, Im drunk, i have no business drivin."

she made me get out and do a bunch of tests, which most likely i failed everyone... and she let me go. I was very polite and honost, so she told me to go str8 home... it pays to be honost.

i wish i could remember what she looked like tho 8-)

***PDP*** · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 17-09-2006, 06:32 AM

^ lol "ever since I was a boy I been poppin my collar"

reminds me of a similar situation only my car was impounded and I had to walk my ass home, lost my license for 3 months as well..... coulda been arrested tho. Pays to say "yes Sir". "No Sir" as well lol.

keep em coming people, I know yall got storys...

**innaspace** · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 17-09-2006, 07:24 AM

i aint got much shit, do got one gay ass story

was young, took the parents car out, wrecked the shit, fled the scene

cops were dicks, got arrested, thats bout it

funny thing was, they searched the car. they said "you sure this your moms car"

im like yeah

they say, "oh really, your mom listens to bustah rhymes?!"

they had found my bustah cd while searchin the shit, kinda cracked me up when i was in cuffs

**mh bich who els** · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 17-09-2006, 07:46 AM

theres onli 4 times
1.once wen i was lil my lil brother found a penny in tha couch and wanted pizza hut but my mom and dad did'nt have shit so my mom told him(sarcastically) to go buy it him self and he did.luckily he got stopped in tha street by some guy and he called tha police.and my brother showed him tah way home.he was onli 3.and wen they rang tha bell tha cop saw me holdin a cigarate cuz my dad told me to hold it cuz he was cookin and my parents got a warning for me and my bro and tha next time it happens they takin us away.

2.k so like 2 years ago i told my brother he culde call 5-0 cuz my cuzin was hittin him and shes like 26 and he called them.and they came and told us there was a call.and we said no one called.so for like tha WHOLE NITE they were outside our house in there car.

3.one time there was this real violent fite in my skool and i was like one out of two witnesses so i came in and he asked me some questions bout wat i saw and i was never a snitch cuz i was scared of tha police and i hate them for constintly lockin up my uncle so wen he ask me somethin bout wat i saw i wulde sya i dont kno so he got pissed and said if u dont tell me nothin then u gettin a ticket and u goin to juve.so i made somethin up and said i did'nt c nothin cuz i was puttin my head down.and he juss gave me a look.

4.so i got in a fite and a week later tha cop at our skool gave me a ticket and was fillin it out and he asked stupid stuff like wats ur gender? and eye color.and i was like.wat do u think.and notice.hes tha same cop as number 3 so he got irritated

**Nubbsta** · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 17-09-2006, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PDP

So this morning I woke up and decided I wanted to have some sausages and eggs for breakfast, you see. So I drove to the store and got my eggs, and some bread, and continued on my way home. I am about a block away from home and cruising in my car, playing some bob marley "buffalo soldiers", just chilling when I look in my mirror and see the red and blue lights of the law.

I stop my car and do a quick visual scan to make sure that there is no roaches or empty beer cans in the immediate vincinity, once assured I am fine I unroll my window and wait for the cop to get to my window.

"Get Out Of The Car" - he yells obviously pissed at me, I do exactly what he says, which entails getting out of the car putting my hands on the top of the car while motherfucker cuffs me,,,, yeah thats right cuffs me, he then continues to place me in the back of a squad car.

So im sitting in the squad car mad as hell, thinking of all kind of fresh material to use in my raps right, when dude comes back 5 minutes later and opens the door and contines to inform me that they had been chasing a vehicle of my description the other day and the officer thought I was the suspect.

He then uncuffs me and continues to give me a ticket for speeding,,, yes I got a motherfucking ticket for speeding after this crackhead cop stops me and cuffs me without doing a scan of my plate numbers,,,,, I swear man, these cops are getting less intelligent as every day goes by.

So tell me a story of your interactions with the man, I got lots more to share as well.

Dude, that's fucked up, can you make a complaint or something? Personally, I haven't had a bad experience with Oinkers, but I remember something that happened to my cousin. I have a nephew who's a bit of a problem child, always runs away, causing damage to property and stuff. One time, my cousin was supposed to look after him and told him to stay in his room. Well, my nephew ran away, but my cousin managed to track him down and took him back home and ended up tying the nephew to a chair and left him in it for a few hours. My cousin ended up falling asleep, and my nephew managed to get free, went running to the cops and told them what happened and also said my cousin beat him up (which he didn't). Cops came back, arrested my cousin, found out he was an over-stayer and deported him back to Samoa, lol

Bastard Man · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 26-09-2006, 06:35 PM

I was with my cousin drinking and decided i was hungry and started walking to 7 - 11 for some taqitos (at midnight) as im walking down the street blinged out dressed all in black wearing a heavy ass Deathrow records chain i notice this cop car keeps passing me, at first i dont think much of it, but this same fucker keeps passing me and now he's shining his fucking spotlight at me with each pass, i keep walking just knowing this asshole is going to stop and fuck with me sooner or later and sure as shit he does after the 10th pass, anyhow he stops and gets out of the car and starts yelling at me to put my hands on my head and back up to the sound of his voice, and i do because this prick seems like he means bissiness, i dont feel like getting shot afterall and i got a whole night of drinking left to do, so im about halfway to 7-11 and this fucking prick has me on the hood of his car, what do i see when i look up? suddenly theres about 10 fucking cop cars all around me and a sheriff with his pistol ready, anyhow, he runs through my pockets and all that and dossent find shit so i ask him what the fuck their problem with me is, and guess what the fuck this asshole says.....they had a report of somebody spraying graffitti and vandalising property, and it takes 15 fucking cops to stop me? what the fuck is that shit? to make it even better, they stoped me close to my uncles house and he was standing out on his porch laughing his ass off because there was so many cops and they had somebody, he had no idea it was me untill i steped into veiw, all the sudden his face turns serious and hes looking confused as he says "What the fuck are you doing david!!???".

that's one my interactions with the man, its funny looking back but them pricks only stoped me because my skin was darker that the other people walking down the street.

***PDP*** · **Re: Interactions with the man -** 26-09-2006, 06:59 PM

^ thats racial profiling to a T... fuckin ass crooked cops

15 motherfuckin pigs in a suit, with guns drawn, just cause a motherfucker wants some taquitos,,, damn,,,, good thing that wasnt me, I would have had a blunt or some joints or at least a roach on me.