I am great

I just thought id start a thread so that people can tell me how fantasic i am, after 3-4 days i shall donate 10,000 points to the biggest kiss ass.

what it do pimpin'?

your great...

(Im in the lead)

Cesare is great in a jeez I only stepped on that dogshit with the corner of my shoe kinda way.

Cesare is great like when you fart real hard in public, and feel the shocking spray of a too wet fart

Cesare is great, like when you notice there aint no women in the bar, yet lots of people dancing


Cesare is great like a sliver in a finger that has a fresh 3rd degree burn


you rock buddy

:thumbup:

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Originally Posted by PDP Cesare is great in a jeez I only stepped on that dogshit with the corner of my shoe kinda way. Cesare is great like when you fart real hard in public, and feel the shocking spray of a too wet fart Cesare is great, like when you notice there aint no women in the bar, yet lots of people dancing Cesare is great like a sliver in a finger that has a fresh 3rd degree burn you rock buddy :thumbup:

lmao.. i think you're in the lead now

^lol yay imma win mayne

cesare is great like a stuffed up toilet, filled with 3 weeks of constipation

my man cesare is so fly

*How fly is he?*

hes so fly he shits on the pigeons that shit on us

naw cesare is an cool duke in my eyes, id smoke a blunt with him (no asskiss)

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Originally Posted by innaspace my man cesare is so fly *How fly is he?* hes so fly he shits on the pigeons that shit on us

my man cesare is so fly

*how fly is he!*

he flew to heaven wit his wings..AND DID'NT EVEN NEED RED BULL TO GET THEM

and if that dont work....uhh


my man cesare is so fly

*how fly is he*

he got tha original soldiers from world war 1 to re enact it in his living room!!

*crowd goes wild*

its pretty close so far, keep it coming yall lol

cesare is so great he can slam a revolving door

cesare is so great that his hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush

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cesare is so great that his hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush

That's a good one lol

i have enough money , i don't need more so u suck:D lol (joke for u low-iq people)

cesare is so great his tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
cesare can speak braille
cesare once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
cesare counted to infinity - twice.
cesare died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
cesare doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
cesare can build a snowman out of rain.
cesare was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
cesare once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
cesare doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
cesare plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of pussy cesare eats.
cesare dog is trained to pick up his own poop because cesare will not take shit from anyone.
cesare used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
cesare secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
when cesare enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When God said, "Let there be light", cesare said, "say please."
cesare calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Cesare

now if that isn't enough to get me 10K then... , ...well.... then it's not enough!

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The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of pussy cesare eats.

looks like you just took the lead lol

my god grade A shit right there