You know you are addicted to internet if ...

You know you are addicted to internet if ...

* You actually wore a blue ribbon to protest the Communications Decency Act.

* Your bookmarks take more than 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

* Your eyeglasses/contacts have a web site burned in on them.

* You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.

* You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.

* You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.

* You dream in HTML.

* You find yourself typing "com" after every period..

* You start introducing yourself as "bob at www dot bob dot net"

* You forwared your new email messages to your cell phone so you can always know when to check your online email.

* All of your friends have an @ in their names.

* When looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.

* Your pets have thier own home page.

* You haven't called your mother...because she doesn't have an internet connection.

* You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

* You refer to your age as 3.x.

* Even though you died last week, you've managed to retain OPS on your favorite IRC channel.

* You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

* You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

* You laugh at people with dial up.

* You start looking for hot HTML addresses in public restrooms.

* You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

* You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html

* Your virtual girlfriend finds a new net sweetheart with a larger bandwidth.

* You get a tatoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 1.1 or higher."

* The last girl you picked up on was a jpeg.

* You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

* You forget what year it is.

* You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

* You turn on your computer and turn off your wife.

* Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.