yo mamma

okay so u know the drill
(kinda had the idea from the mtv show (lame rip-off of wild 'n out)

say all the "yo mamma" lines here (not adresed to any person specialy)
(if this thread isn't okay cp delete it)
i'll begin:

- yo mamma is so fat when she put on a "hello"-t shirt, a helicopter tryed to land on the H.

- yo mamma is so ugly , when she drinks water , the yellow teeth makes lemonade of it.

- yo mamma is so fat , when she lays in bed , she falls of both sides.

- yo mamma is so fat , when she makes a 360 turn , she's 3 years older.

- yo mamma is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

- ...

yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it

haha

lol that shows wack, i remember one show where this weird dude in a suit. His eyes were always low, and his final joke was...
hicker dicker dock, your moms a dirty slut....
dunno but it was funny cause no one laughed


yo mommas so crosseyed, she can read 2 books at the same time
yo mommas so fat, she walked pass the tv and i missed a hour

yo momma so fat she laid on the ground and made a drive way...
yo momma so fat 2 cops walked up on her while she was sitting on the curb and said break it up...

found this on another site:
so fat... jokes
Yo Mamma's so fat when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
Yo Mamma's so fat when she put high heels she struct oil!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so fat, she put on a red outfit and people mistaked her for the Kool-Aid man.
yo mamma so fat she plays frisbee with ufo's
Yo mamma so fat, someone tries to take a picture of her with a digital camera and it read "Not Enough Space"
Yo mamma so fat her belt size is equator!
Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday!
Yo mamma so fat, she has all the caterers on speed dial!
Yo mamma so fat, she plays pool with the planets!
Yo mamma so fat, she say on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Yo mamma fo fat, she bit into a school bus and said where's the cream filling.
yo mamma so fat she sat on a skittle and a rainbow popped out.
yo mamma so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
yo mamma so fat she went to 7/11 and didn't come back till 12:15.
yo mamma so fat i ran around her twice and I got lost.
yo mamma so fat when she wears a pink shirt people say "Look it's a giant Starburst".
yo mamma so fat she sat on the Bible and Jesus popped out.
yo mamma so fat she sat on the Bible and Moses popped out.

^^yes most of them are double

Eddie's Yo Mamma Jokes Page (EYMJP)

here's the site with more

yo momma so fat when she fart the earth blew up.

yo momma so fat when she fell it was a earthquake.

yo momma so fat when she talk all u feel is wind..

yo momma so fat when she went walking she took up the whole side walk.

ya mamma so hairy she itched her back on a tree and the bitch caused a forest fire

yo mamma so fat she got her own gravitational pull

lol

Keep my moma out of this and I'll keep this out yo mama.

:D :thumbup:

yo mommas so fat she has her own website, herspace.com

yo mamma so fat when she do a situp you see mount rushmore in the bitches neck

this is the best one rite here.........yo mama so fat, the bitch just fat.