smart blonde

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his
move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.. So let's talk." The
blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy,
"What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How
about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all
eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow
turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do
you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that
you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shyt?