Instant Messenger Sagas..

Post Ur funny Instant Messenger Convos here.... Ill Start it off

Red Jack: my beatz is better den urs! punk!


shorty ak: yea, true, but i get more pussy than you

Red Jack: na i wuddnt put my cash on it...


shorty ak: yea, i'm talkin' about quantity not quality...

Red Jack: !? LMAO


shorty ak: where as the girls you fuck may look better than the ones i fuck, by lowering my standards, i get more

Red Jack: i still get more....


shorty ak: no, you just don't know how low my standards are do you?

Red Jack: LMAO!

shorty ak: i fuck broads that was graduating when kennedy got shot

Red Jack: WTF!?

lol

LOL wtf? "quantity not quality" LOL

Priceless

The Boy is me and the gurl is my lil lady

The parties involved in the following converstions shall remain annonymous for the purpose of preserving their identities


Boy: im back shawty

Gurl : yay!

Gurl: are u full?

Boy: yea


Gurl: what did u eat

Boy: h/o

Boy: wtf is a wet seal

Boy: dat shit sounds sexual den a muhfuck

Boy: like fa real

Boy: ex: "yea so u gon play wit da wet seal"

Gurl: what u talkin bout

c j: ewww

Gurl: wow

Gurl: well wet seal is a store

Gurl: lol they sell clothes and other female shyt

Boy: c'mon now.... wet seal?

Boy: ive herd of american eagle.....

Gurl: lol hey....write them a letter

Boy: abercrombie.... sumtimez i question wat da fuck is a abercrombie or a
ficth is.... but dey ok... but WET SEAL is takin it 2 far!!!!!

Gurl: lol u so crz

Gurl: crazy**

Boy: "yea so did u see his wet seal?"

Boy: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Boy: daz jus disgusting!

Gurl: hell yea that shyt was big as hell

Gurl: oh ....sorry

Boy: LMAO

Boy: dis shit is goin on myspace.....

Boy: lol h/o

Gurl: uh uh lol dont put my name in this

Boy: im not

Gurl: good lol

Dumb ass disagreement between me and an ex of mine
Of course names were changed for the bla bla bla bla here you go

The Ex: SO YEA
The Ex: MAN
The Ex: DID I TELL YU WAT I DID
[after like 5 or 10 mins of me not responding]
The Ex: W.E
Ghetto: `wat u dud
Ghetto: did*
Ghetto: and dont fuckin w/e me
The Ex: O HELLSZ NO YU BETTA NOT B GETTI N LOUD WIT ME
Ghetto: man stfu and tell me wat u did
The Ex: NO MAN YU CUMIN OUT UR FACE N YELLIN AT ME
Ghetto: -----
Ghetto: how u yell on aim
Ghetto: your retarded 2 think that some1 can yell over aim
The Ex: WELL YU RITIN IT LIKE YU R
Ghetto: you cant write shit like your yellin because you cant yell wen u write
Ghetto: dumbass
The Ex: THANKSZ FOR CALLIN RETARDED
Ghetto: dont thank me....thank yourself for actin retarded
The Ex went away at 9:37:38 PM.
Ghetto: man w/e then
Auto Response from The Ex: UGH...NOT IN DA MOOD NOW.....FUCK!!
Ghetto: just 2 let u know....u get mad over dumb shit
The Ex: I DNT LIKED TO B CALLED RETARED OTHA NAMES LIKE DUMASS...OR LIKE ASSHOLE BUT RETARDED...DAT HURTSZ CUZ SUMBOY CALLED ME RETARDED FOR A LONG TIME N NOW ITSZ IN MA HEAD
Ghetto: well u call me all types of shit....if you dont like wen i call you somethin maybe you should think twice before u call me somethin
The Ex: IIGHT I SAID YU CUD CALL ME NETHIN BUT DAT NO
Ghetto: no...that shit dont count....i call whoever i want whatever i want...oh well if -----s got a problem wit it they dont gotta talk to me....wat u sayin is backwards....i can call you other shit that mean the same thing as retarded but i cant call you retarded....thats fuckin retarded...that shit dont make sense like forreal....u takin shit 2 the heart for no reason
Ghetto: u actin like shit gonna affect u ya whole life cause a ----- called u a name
The Ex: IIGHTSZ CLINTON I DNT WANNA ARGUE \ [yes she brought out the Government]
Ghetto: see that whole shit was unneccesary
Ghetto: wat was u gonna say
The Ex: NUTTIN
Ghetto: aight yo
Ghetto: fuck it
Ghetto: bye
The Ex signed off at 9:46:50 PM.
The Ex is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
The Ex went away at 9:46:53 PM.
The Ex (9:54:04 PM): LOVE YU
Auto Response from The Ex: MA FUCKIN LYFE SUCKSZ UGH...
I ALWAYSZ FIND AWAY TO PUT MA SELF DWN...N I TAKE DAT SHIT OUT ON MA PPLSZ...(IM SRRY)... I DNT LIKE DOIN DAT BUT DATSZ ME 1 DAY I WUD GROW OUTTA IT...I HOPE CUZ ITSZ MESSIN UP MA FRIENDSHIPSZ...
CLINTON IM SRRY FOR BUSTIN OUTTA NOWHR N STARTED TO ARGUE BOUT DAT SHIT...
Ghetto: im the fuckin man

classic ghetto line ..

...... sounds like yall really had a bond....

LMAOOOO heres another

between me and some random hot chick i know...apparently not well enough

name changed for personal and comedic reasons

This Bitch: Its my birthday
This Bitch: YAY
Ghetto: really
This Bitch: !!!!!!!!
Ghetto: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
This Bitch: Im 19 today
This Bitch: Thanks
This Bitch: ·•☆ＬＬ☆•·
Ghetto: ill give yoou a free birthday kiss and a lapdance and any other sexual favor you can think of
This Bitch: Ha ha ha
Ghetto: i was being serious
This Bitch: Ok
Ghetto: lol my bday is comin up soon
This Bitch: Kool
Ghetto: july 29th =)
This Bitch: ₭ÖÖ』
Ghetto: so wat you gettin me
This Bitch: Idn
Ghetto: well ill tell u wat i want
This Bitch: Wat??
Ghetto: same thing i offerd you
This Bitch: Goodbye
Ghetto: lmao im jokin
This Bitch went away at 12:38:45 AM.

Lmao!

convo between me and my mom

Hof: Hello Mother
Momma Hof: hey how are u

Hof: not well

Momma Hof: why is that, is something wrong?

Hof: well you see i have all the ingredriants, like i have 2 slices of bread, some butter, some cold cuts, and some mustard, but i dont have the mental capacity to make a sandwich so i suggest you drive to my place, and make it for me

Momma Hof: ....

Hof: come on, that's what good mother's do

(no response for 5 minutes)

Hof: oh wow im really a loser my own mom ignores me

Hof: UHHH hello

(a hour or 2 later)

Momma Hof: oh sorry son i made myself a sandwich and watched a movie

Hof: k fine, i see how it is, i don't like you, we are not friends, you can't come to my birthday party

Hof logs off

lmao....hof fails.....momma hof, however......wins

little does she know i got the girl upstairs who wants me but i dont want to ever see unless its neccessary to make me one

lmao @ momma Hof!

lmao!!!
red u didnt kno about wet seal
dey got dat shit n aventura