Instant Messenger Sagas..

so this girl i dont particularly like hit me up 2 discuss a previous incident between us...coversation goes as follows

[i took out names cuz....well you dont know these people anyway]


Girl: hey
Ghetto: hi
Girl: how r u
Ghetto: tired'
Girl: aw lol
Girl: okie so i have a couple things to tell u
Ghetto: oh boy
Ghetto: hurry
Girl: no its not bad lol
Girl: i wanna talk bout me & u lol
Girl: do u think i dont like u?
Ghetto: no
Ghetto: i dont really care
Girl: okie well i do like u.. that day at newport wen me u & [another girl] went to see dark knight, it was actually fun & i didnt kno how it was gunna go b/c i dnt talk 2 u lik i use to.. then we went to newport with all of us & ur boys.. now everythin was fine,, up until they came. i was really hurt by u sayin all the things u said in front of [some dude we know that she likes]
Girl: lik i told u bout him, i didnt think u were gunna act lik that.. i trusted u not 2 say anything.. & at that point i really wanted to lik just get up & walk away or just sit there & cry, but i did netiher
Girl: i just want to go back to the way it was wen i first met u, i dnt want u to change who u are.. lik [other girl] was tellin me bout her bday thing 4 monday & how u were gunna be quiet? i dnt want u to be quiet
Ghetto: well ima b me....i really dont care wat you want or feel....or how anyone else feels or wat they want
Girl: i kno & u shouldnt
Ghetto: so y are you tellin me then
Girl: cuz i miss u , u ASSHOLE
Ghetto: all of that was pointless cuz i dont care
Girl: u always seem to act a certain way wen im around, & u always tell me its the way u are.. but wat i dont appreciate is some1 who disrespects me, i feel that if i tell u this, u will try to understand, im not arguin with you, i love u clinton & u are actually one of few guys in my life that i actually trust with a lot of things, thats y u were the first guy that i told bout my heart
Ghetto: no sob stories please......if you feel i disrespect you then dont talk to me
Girl: but i want too talk 2 u thats y im tellin u this
Girl: i want everythin to be kool lik it use to be
Ghetto: well its not cuz im not who i used 2 b
Girl: & y is that
Ghetto: it doesnt matter
Girl: if u feel that no1 cares bout u, then u need to reevaluate that
Ghetto: ok thats nice thank you
Girl: im serious, y u so hard headed lmao
Girl: im tryin over here & u make it so difficult
Ghetto: well i dont recall asking you to try
Girl: i could easily be lik screw it, but no im tryin to make it fine for the sake of everythin
Girl: & everybody
Ghetto: so then say scew it
Ghetto: i dont need you to make accomidations 4 me
Ghetto: im fine your fine
Girl: so u have no problem with me?
Ghetto: wtf
Ghetto: NO!
Ghetto: except that your annoying
Girl: lol how do i annoy u
Ghetto: ill give you a hint
Ghetto: your doing it now
Girl: oo me tryin to talk to u like ahuman being & tell u how i feel, is annoyin
Ghetto: ummm
Ghetto: yup
Girl: okie thats great.. all i care bout is that me & u could be normal
Ghetto: whatever
Girl: i just want us to talk lik we use too
Ghetto: well i dont really fuck wit people no more....i really only talk to [other girl] and im fine with that
Girl: my prob is if u dont wanna talk to me then thats fine, but wenever we are all out & u say sumthin to me , it gets me annoyed cuz if u dnt wanna talk to me then dont at all
Ghetto: alright
Girl: i dnt mind talkin to u & stuff but its lik ur mean wen i try too,.. lik how u are acting now
Girl: i just wanna forget everythin & put it behind me & start over
Girl: we are always wit the same ppl wen we are out & thats y im tryin to be good with u so everybody can be fine
Ghetto: everybody will b fine regardless....and if not oh well ill still b fine
Girl: i kno but i also want to be good with you.
Ghetto: you said that like 5 times already jesus uuuuuuuuuuuuh
Girl: lmao exactly & ur being w.e. about it, at least pretend u care
Ghetto: im not pretending shit....i told you i dont care because I DONT CARE im not gonne pretend i do so you can feel better about yourself'
Girl: i dnt wanna feel better about myself, ur not gettin anything im tellin.. ur having a one sided opinion, & instead of being mature bout it, ur lik oo i dnt care w.e. & yea i kno u didnt ask for me to come & im u & tell u of this, but u kno wat, i had to tell u b.c im tried of it
Ghetto: **BIG ASS SIIIIIIIIIIGH**
Ghetto: are you finished
Girl: yea im done
Ghetto: ok shut the fuck up and have a nice day

sucks for her .

"are you done"
"Yeah I'm done"
"Ok shut the fuck up and have a nice day"

LOL

awwwww ghetto had a sensitive side in his past!

*gives ghetto a hug*

ghetto has no heart
LMAO!

Me bein an asshole as usual....and a tad of racism

NAMES WERE CHANGED TO ASSURE THE MEXICAN COULD STAY IN THIS COUNTRY

DISCLAIMER...IM NOT RACIST (Neither is Casanova [to my knowlegde] who is indirectly responsible for this whole convo)....Its just funny....and this is the FUNNY section


Messican Bitch (11:37:20 PM): wat lol
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Auto Response from Ghetto (11:37:21 PM):
casanova (11:42:42 PM): but yeah , a lot of messicans get mad when i call em messican when they salvadorian, puerto rican, dominican or something but it dont matter cuz they still messican
casanova (11:42:46 PM): no one scared of them -----s


YUP....the sooner yall realize that the better lol
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Ghetto (11:37:30 PM): huh
Messican Bitch (11:37:36 PM): your away
Ghetto (11:37:41 PM): oh
Ghetto (11:37:42 PM): lol
Ghetto (11:37:46 PM): wat about it
Messican Bitch (11:37:53 PM): messians?
Messican Bitch (11:38:03 PM): lol
Ghetto (11:38:04 PM): messicans = mexicans
Messican Bitch (11:38:12 PM): i am mexican
Messican Bitch (11:38:16 PM): not*
Ghetto (11:38:20 PM): hahahaha
Messican Bitch (11:38:22 PM): lol
Ghetto (11:38:24 PM): wat are you
Messican Bitch (11:38:30 PM): dominican
Ghetto (11:38:31 PM): dominican
Ghetto (11:38:34 PM): yeah
Messican Bitch (11:38:34 PM): u kno dat
Ghetto (11:38:39 PM): your messican
Messican Bitch (11:38:43 PM): nooooooooo
Messican Bitch (11:38:47 PM): lol
Messican Bitch (11:38:49 PM): dominican
Ghetto (11:38:53 PM): yeaj
Ghetto (11:38:57 PM): yeah*
Ghetto (11:39:03 PM): messican
Messican Bitch (11:39:07 PM): no
Messican Bitch (11:39:13 PM): dominican
Messican Bitch (11:39:20 PM): i can go all nite
Messican Bitch (11:39:21 PM): lol
Ghetto (11:40:06 PM): so can i
Ghetto (11:42:17 PM): yea
Ghetto (11:42:21 PM): thats wat i thought
Ghetto (11:42:22 PM): lol
Messican Bitch (11:42:31 PM): lol
Messican Bitch (11:42:34 PM): wat
Ghetto (11:42:38 PM): messican
Messican Bitch (11:42:42 PM): nooooooooooooo
Messican Bitch (11:42:44 PM): no
Ghetto (11:42:45 PM): you dont want no prollems
Messican Bitch (11:42:45 PM): no
Messican Bitch (11:42:48 PM): n no
Messican Bitch (11:42:57 PM): dominican
Messican Bitch (11:43:06 PM): not messian
Ghetto (11:43:07 PM): wats the difference
Messican Bitch (11:43:25 PM): messian doesn't exist
Ghetto (11:43:48 PM): well 1st of all u missin the c
Ghetto (11:43:51 PM): messiCan
Messican Bitch (11:44:14 PM): na
Messican Bitch (11:44:22 PM): w/e i am missin still
Messican Bitch (11:44:26 PM): dominican
Ghetto (11:45:10 PM): messican=mexican=puerto rican=dominican=salvadorian=equadorian=hundorian=a nd all that other shit
Ghetto (11:45:16 PM): its all in the away message
Messican Bitch (11:45:45 PM): ok ok idk i am jus palyin wit u
Messican Bitch (11:45:56 PM): i mean i don't care
Ghetto (11:46:26 PM): =)
Ghetto (11:46:27 PM): i win
Messican Bitch (11:46:33 PM): no
Ghetto (11:46:48 PM): yes
Messican Bitch (11:46:53 PM): no
Messican Bitch (11:46:55 PM): no
Messican Bitch (11:46:56 PM): no
Messican Bitch (11:46:58 PM): n no
Ghetto (11:47:04 PM): yes
Ghetto (11:47:04 PM): yes
Ghetto (11:47:06 PM): si
Messican Bitch (11:47:15 PM): lol
Messican Bitch (11:47:19 PM): no
Ghetto (11:47:38 PM): si
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Auto Response from Messican Bitch (11:47:38 PM): I'm away from my computer
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Ghetto (11:47:39 PM): si
Ghetto (11:47:40 PM): si
Ghetto (11:47:54 PM): dont u go away on me
Ghetto (11:48:00 PM): lol im not finished with you
Messican Bitch (11:48:01 PM): lol
Messican Bitch (11:48:08 PM): i am here i am here
Messican Bitch (11:48:12 PM): n no
Messican Bitch (11:48:23 PM): we are really bored
Ghetto (11:48:27 PM): yes
Messican Bitch (11:48:27 PM): aren't we
Messican Bitch (11:48:29 PM): and no
Ghetto (11:48:42 PM): i wish i could type in spanish as well as i could speak it
Ghetto (11:48:43 PM): lol
Ghetto (11:48:52 PM): wich isnt that much of an improvement
Ghetto (11:48:54 PM): and si
Ghetto (11:48:56 PM): messican
Messican Bitch (11:49:05 PM): no
Ghetto (11:49:19 PM): where were u born
Messican Bitch (11:50:03 PM): dr
Ghetto (11:50:19 PM): dominican republic?
Messican Bitch (11:50:33 PM): yea
Ghetto (11:50:48 PM): i didnt know mexico had a town called dominican republic
Messican Bitch (11:51:09 PM): eww
Messican Bitch (11:51:10 PM): ew
Messican Bitch (11:51:11 PM): ew
Messican Bitch (11:51:13 PM): no
Ghetto (11:51:15 PM): LMAO
Messican Bitch (11:51:16 PM): no
Ghetto (11:51:18 PM): that was funny
Messican Bitch (11:51:31 PM): dats jus wrong
Messican Bitch (11:51:33 PM): lol
Ghetto (11:51:38 PM): yeah your right
Messican Bitch (11:51:53 PM):
Ghetto (11:51:56 PM): not a town...mexico has a village called dominican republic
Messican Bitch (11:52:05 PM): lol
Messican Bitch (11:52:23 PM): u tryin to say we have tribes and shit lol
Ghetto (11:52:38 PM): no u just said it 4 me
Messican Bitch (11:52:42 PM): lol
Messican Bitch (11:52:44 PM): no
Ghetto (11:53:05 PM): its okay
Ghetto (11:53:23 PM): at least your in america now
Ghetto (11:53:32 PM): how old were you wen u hopped over
Ghetto (11:53:56 PM): =D
Messican Bitch (11:54:08 PM): lol
Ghetto (11:54:17 PM): im playin
Ghetto (11:54:22 PM): im sure your here legally
Messican Bitch (11:54:23 PM): i kno
Messican Bitch (11:54:34 PM): yea
Ghetto (11:54:45 PM): from mexico tho
Messican Bitch (11:54:47 PM): i am
Messican Bitch (11:54:49 PM): no
Messican Bitch (11:54:50 PM): ew
Messican Bitch (11:55:01 PM): thats like a insult
Messican Bitch (11:55:03 PM): lol
Ghetto (11:55:53 PM): i understand
Ghetto (11:56:03 PM): your denouncing your heratage
Ghetto (11:56:04 PM): wow
Ghetto (11:56:10 PM): even messicans hate messicans
Messican Bitch (11:56:11 PM): ew
Messican Bitch (11:56:15 PM): lol
Ghetto (11:56:54 PM): wats wrong wit bein messican?
Ghetto (11:57:00 PM): wats so bad about it
Messican Bitch (11:57:24 PM): its dominican brb hun
Ghetto (11:57:32 PM): alright
Messican Bitch signed off at 12:13:27 AM.
Messican Bitch is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.


Uh yeah I'll prolly get banned for this

lmao u a ass for that one, i was dieing in my office though specially when u set her up by asking where she was born, then threw the mexico in...perfect, i need to cook up a new IM convo

funny convo ghetto was telling me about . the bold is their convo and the regular is me and ghettos .. names have been changed because blah blah blah bullshit blah blah .

ghetto: yo cass look at this convo
ghetto : wasssup wit ya cousin
random bitch : lolzzz idk i forgot all about her
random bitch : lolz
ghetto : uh huh
ghetto : she dont exsist
random bitch : lolzzz
random bitch : nah she does
random bitch : i just forgot
random bitch : lolzzz
ghetto: this girl wants me 2 talk 2 her cousin so bad
ghetto: i really dont think she exsist
casanova: woooow
casanova: she dont exsist
casanova: hahahaha
ghetto: ghetto : she dont exsist
random bitch : yes she does
ghetto : i have seen no physical evidence proving her exsistance
ghetto : just your word
ghetto : until then
ghetto : shes a fictional character
casanova: LOL
casanova: fictional character
ghetto: random bitch : lolzz okay then dont believe me
random bitch : why dont u believe me
random bitch : ?
ghetto : i just told you....i never spoke to her, never seen her, dont know wat she look like...no name, no nothin....its 2008 AND SHE DONT HAVE A MYSPACE
ghetto : come on how gullible 2 u think i am
casanova: LOL
casanova: its 2008 and she dont have a myspace
casanova: hahaha
ghetto: lol
ghetto: every bitch gotta myspace
ghetto: lol
casanova: exactly
ghetto: and i forgot 2 mention aim
casanova: haha
casanova: and why do bitches have aim
casanova: because
casanova: bitches loves smiley faces

in conclusion .. we've come to find that bitches in fact love smiley faces .

Continuation....once again other convo in bold

PS....Look at the time i said wat i said 2 cas and look at the time wen she said that shit 2 me....nothing was changed but the name of the random bitch

Ghetto (8:27:37 PM): watch....if she make up a name i bet its gonna b jessica
Casanova (8:27:53 PM): hahaha
Ghetto (8:28:02 PM): spanish bitches always make up a fictional family member name jessica
Casanova (8:28:09 PM): LOL
Ghetto (8:28:21 PM): this other bitch told me she had a twin sister name jessica
Ghetto (8:28:38 PM): i caught her lie off the rip cuz she wasnt too bright
Casanova (8:29:10 PM): hahaha
Casanova (8:29:14 PM): wasnt to bright
Ghetto (8:29:21 PM): i go
Ghetto (8:29:35 PM): how come i never seen u 2 in a pic....better yet TOGETHER
Ghetto (8:29:42 PM): twinns always have pics 2gether
Ghetto (8:29:45 PM): not only that
Ghetto (8:30:21 PM): twins names usually either sound alike or start wit the same letter......y is your name chantel and her name is jessica
Casanova (8:30:21 PM): exactly
Casanova (8:30:28 PM): LOL
Casanova (8:30:29 PM): HAHAHAH
Casanova (8:30:30 PM): yeah
Ghetto (8:30:31 PM): LOL
OMG OMG OMG
Casanova (8:30:31 PM): thats random
Ghetto (8:29:03 PM): lol am i right?
Ramdom Bitch (8:29:07 PM): no
Ghetto (8:29:17 PM): so wats her name
Random Bitch (8:29:35 PM): jessica
Ghetto (8:31:06 PM): (-_-)
Ghetto (8:32:07 PM): jessica?
Ghetto (8:32:09 PM): u sure?
Ghetto (8:39:28 PM): well
Ghetto (8:39:39 PM): u just let me kno wen she starts exsisting


MORAL OF THE STORY
if a spanish bitch say she got family named jessica and you never seen her...shes lying

maaaaaaan .. yeah that was comedy .

ghetto (7:51:23 PM): brb im bout 2 masturbate
ghetto (7:51:32 PM): bak
ghetto (7:51:34 PM): LOL
me (7:51:35 PM): HAHAHAHAHAH
me (7:51:41 PM): stamina fail

check the times .