Instant Messenger Sagas..

oh i got a good one, just had this convo

Hof: eh whats up

This Girl: nothing just at the hair dressers

Hof: word, so you hear t.i.'s new track

This Girl: NO!!! he has a new track, omg what's it called?

Hof: Whatever You Like

This Girl: k i'll check it when i get home

Hof: want to know something real cool

This Girl: sure

Hof: i wrote it

Hof: he paid me 10 grand

Hof: and no i wont give you his contact

This Girl: i don't believe you, prove it

Hof: i can't prove it, there is no proof, that's why it's called ghost writing

Hof: but put it this way t.i. doesn't usually sing

This Girl: show me your account balance then

Hof: how do you suppose i do that from work

This Girl: good point

This Girl: so does that mean you're going to be like famous

Hof: probably not, unless people like the track and he hires me

This Girl: if he does hire you can i meet him

Hof: if we have sex...yes u can

This Girl: lol that can be arranged

Hof: so yea something else i found out, it's pretty cool

This Girl: WHAT!!! TELL ME

Hof: na you don't want to Know

This Girl: yes i do!!! :( please

Hof: gullible isn't in the dictionary

This Girl: oh...really, it isn't

Hof: HAHAHAHAHA...

This Girl: what?

Hof: nothing i'm gone 1

OMFG!!!!
LMFAO!!!
where do u find dis gurl

I neva looked @ dat shit... i only hit aventura for da movies and da hoes! lmao

An Lmao @ Hof!!!! Hahahahh!

and yet...ANOTHER dumn convo between me and the ex
this time she is horny and wants me 2 talk dirty to her but i refuse for a couple of [unnamed] reasons

The Ex: LMAO FUCK YU MAN
Ghetto : im bout 2 sign off
The Ex: Y YU DICK
Ghetto: cuz I GOT WORK IN THE MORNING FAGGOT
The Ex: IM HORNY MAN HELP ME LOLSZ
The Ex: HELP ME MAN
The Ex: GRRR
Ghetto: i cant do much
The Ex: BUT YU CUD MAK ME HORNYER IF THERES SUCH A WERD
The Ex: LOLSZ
Ghetto: and youll b much worse off if u cant do nothin about it
Ghetto: y make u more horny if u cant play wit it
The Ex: LMAO NO
The Ex: LMAO UGH BYE
The Ex: YU SHOWED ME NO LOVE MAN
Ghetto: if i want u horny i would want u 2 play wit it....other wise its no point
The Ex: IIGHT MAN
The Ex: I AINT COMMENTIN UR PICSZ NO MORE
The Ex: YU DNT HELP
Ghetto: FAIL
The Ex: LMAO
The Ex: BYE
The Ex: BYGE
The Ex: BYE
The Ex: BYE
Ghetto: night
The Ex: GRRRRRRRR
The Ex: FUCK YUY
The Ex: YUZ8
The Ex: YU*
Ghetto: FAIL AGAIN
Ghetto: night
The Ex: LOVE YU
The Ex: DICK HEAD


Ghetto signs off
shortly after i start recieving text messages....although it was late as hell i found each one amusing

post the texts lmao

plz

I thought it was funny - just me fuckin' with the robots at ebay "live" help especially "Have I answered all your questions?" and I said "yes" and it goes "That's correect"... well what are we going in fucking circles now?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

if i see that ebay is being sued i'll know who is doing it

ok lmao

1st text: i aiint sayin i llove you nemore man
2nd: lmao...i wanna cry man n im serious
3rd: im HORNY

then i respnd "what do you want me to do"

4th: LOLSZ NUTTIN MAN NUTTIN AT ALL IM JUSZ GONNA DREAM OF COCKZ

me:wow i actually laughed out loud...good luck with that....goodnight

why aren't u fucking her again?...i'd be all in that like i left money in her

cuz shes on vaca in puerto rico.....shes kinda annoyin so i can wait til she gets back 2 fuck her

i got a hilarious story i'll tell u about later ghetto lol

convo with me and 305

305 : u culd do dat mvin pic shit n photoshop rite
mjl : yea
mjl : there is sum software 4 dat shit
305 : oo
305 : im not good wit photoshop at all
305 : lol
mjl : ye
mjl : a
mjl : u not good @ many thingz so your gal tellz me
mjl : j/p
mjl: or am i ?
305 :
305 : dat was below da belt man
mjl : yea

another convo between me and a girl

Hof: hows your boyfriend?
her: he's good...why?
Hof: i see...i guess my goons aren't doing their job or your boyfriend knows kung fu
her: what :S???
Hof: well isn't that something, my joke grew wings, and flew right over your head
her: i don't get it :(
Hof: LOLOLOLOLOL...k bye