Funny email I got...

**A. Woods** · **Funny email I got... -** 23-11-2007, 04:05 AM

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Dear Friend,

I am Mr.Tony Brown, a Banker with First City Monument Bank, here in
Nigeria.I am writing this letter to ask for your Support and
co-operation to carry out this business opportunity in my Department.We
discovered an abandoned sum of (USD10 Million) in an account that belongs to one
of our foreign customers Late Engineer Daniel Worley who died in the Ikeja Bomb
blast of the 27th of January 2002 including his wife and two children.

Since his death, we have been expecting his Next-of-kin to come over
and put claims for his money as his heir since we cannot release the fund from
his account unless someone applies to claim as the heir apparent to the deceased
as indicated in our banking regulation. Unfortunately,neither their family
member nor distant relatives have shown up to claim the said fund.

Upon this discovery, my colleagues and I, have agreed to make business
with you and release the total amount into your account as the heir to the fund
since no one came for it or discovered he maintained an account with our bank,
otherwise the fund will be returned to the banks treasury as unclaimed fund. For
clarity, we have agreed that our ratio of sharing will be as stated thus; 30%
for you as foreign partner, 65% for me and the
officials in my department and 5% for the settlement of all local and foreign
expenses incurred during the course of this business.

Upon the successful completion of this transfer, my colleagues and I
will come to your country and mind our share. It is from our 65 % we intend to
import Agricultural Machineries into my country as a way of recycling the fund.
To commence this transaction, we require you to immediately indicate your
interest by a return e-mail and enclose your private contact telephone & fax
numbers,full names & address to enable the process of this transaction in your
favour and to effect the necessary approvals before the transfer can be made.

Note also, this transaction must be kept STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL because
of its nature. For confirmation of this story please refer to these sites:

[Don't know if the links were bad or not so I cut them out]

I look forward to receiving your prompt response.

Regards,

Tony Brown.

Anybody who would believe this shit is a fucking moron...lmao

**youngkidd** · **Re: Funny email I got... -** 23-11-2007, 04:06 AM

i got that shit too lmao i sent him bak like sure just send me the money

**elimn8** · **Re: Funny email I got... -** 23-11-2007, 06:56 AM

lmaooooooo
Fuck around with em.
Keep sending email so u piss em off.

**Crazy Pellas** · **Re: Funny email I got... -** 25-11-2007, 11:53 PM

lol,

I get emails like that at least 2 every day lol

here's one from today...

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Dear Sir/madam,

I am a staff of one of the leading banks in South Africa I am writing
asking for your indulgence in re-profiling funds, which we want to keep
under your supervision.

The Funds totaling ($14,700,000) I am only
contacting you as a foreigner because this fund cannot be approved to a
local Bank here in South Africa, because the funds are in US Dollars and
the owner of this account is Mr. Morris Thompson from America, and he died
since 2000 in an air crash along with his wife & Daughter on 31/01/2000 in
an Alaska Airlines Flight 261 with other passengers on board.

You can confirm from this

website [URL REMOVED]

Please, I am proposing 30% for you for your assistance while my colleagues
and I receive 60% and 10% earmarked for purposes of taxation in your
country and mine. Please if you are interested kindly forward to me the
following information¡¯s stated below:

(1) Your direct telephone number
(2) Your direct fax number
(3) Your Full Names
(4) Your age
(5) Your Country of Origin
(6) Your Residential Address

All that is require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see
this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Your reply should indicate your willingness in assisting us. And I will
send you all the detailed infomations and documents that you will need to
process an application for the claims of the funds.

I look forward towards a good business relationship with you.

Regards.

Mr. Thato Williams