Drinking with a Canadian

An American drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In America our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An East Indian, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In India we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.

The Canadian boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the American and the East Indian, and catches his glass. He says, "In Canada we have so many Americans and East Indians that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."